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BEA'S BOOK NOOK "I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once." C. S. Lewis “If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.” ― Oscar Wilde
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Monday, December 24, 2012
Review of Origin by Jessica Khoury
Publisher: Razorbill
Release Date: September 4, 2012
Format Read: Hardcover
Buying Links: Amazon Barnes & Noble The Book Depository
Book Blurb (from goodreads):
Pia has grown up in a secret laboratory hidden deep in the Amazon rain forest. She was raised by a team of scientists who have created her to be the start of a new immortal race. But on the night of her seventeenth birthday, Pia discovers a hole in the electric fence that surrounds her sterile home--and sneaks outside the compound for the first time in her life.
Free in the jungle, Pia meets Eio, a boy from a nearby village. Together, they embark on a race against time to discover the truth about Pia's origin--a truth with deadly consequences that will change their lives forever.
Origin is a beautifully told, shocking new way to look at an age-old desire: to live forever, no matter the cost.
Reviewed By: Bea
Bea's Thoughts:
I read a sample of this over the summer and was intrigued. I was happy to see that my library had it and requested it. I stayed up late finishing it but I was a bit disappointed in it. A lot of the buzz around this book was about how original it is, but sadly it's not. A flower that holds the key to a medical miracle has been done before as has the secretive, egomaniacal quest for immortality. I was hoping Khoury could bring something new to these story lines but there's little that is fresh. (I've been going nuts trying to remember the name of a book I read. It was years ago but this book reminded me very much of "Origin" even though the it was not YA, but more of a medical thriller. It also involved a flower, secret research, a young girl, two actually, murder and mayhem). The natives in the book are cliched, being the stereotypical honorable, salt of the earth, keeper of wisdom aboriginals seen in countless books and movies (though it was better than the savage, ignorant aboriginals also popular in books and movies). The fable about the flower and the race of immortals was new to me but also a bit confusing.
There were some plot holes, such as the absolute zero tolerance policy on books, magazines, maps, etc about the world outside of the compound; the reason given made no sense to me but it did allow for Pia to be ridiculously ignorant of certain matters and it did help her with her odd sense of morals. That, to me, was the main reason that a strict control of media and arts was enforced - it kept Pia ignorant and made it easier for the scientists to train her to be a sociopath. She knew there was a wider world but all she knew about it was that it existed. Any information she learned was what was fed to her, pablum style. Still, the ban was extreme and just doesn't really make sense overall except to allow Khoury to indulge in actions that serve the story but don't make sense. The love between Pia and Eio is sudden and never feels real; his village is much too quick to accept Pia both as a person and as a savior; and why in the world does Pia call everyone in the compound Aunt and Uncle? I do mean everyone, right down to the truck drivers and janitorial staff. Maybe to reinforce her loyalty to the mission and everyone involved? And it's never clear what happens to the staff who leave the compound when they retire; it's hinted that they don't survive but are killed off, yet that's never addressed. And the coincidences in this book, oy. Of course, Eio's little sister (sort of but not really) conveniently comes along just when evil scientists need a victim. *eye roll* Of course a new, rabble rousing scientist comes to the compound just when Pia is starting to get rebellious and needs an ally, etc.
There wasn't a lot of character development. Mom hates dad, he's too weak (ie he won't murder innocent people or animals), she's in love with a man she can't have; scientists are cold, unemotional, sociopaths who care only about research and not people; the aboriginals are ye standard noble savages and so on.
Where the book did shine was in showing Pia's teenage rebellion, her growth emotionally and morally and also in the moral and philosophical questions - does the end ever justify the means, what is an acceptable price for research, do cultures not our own have value, what do we gain by being mortal and what, if anything, do we lose by giving up our mortality. While there could have been more depth in those discussions, what there is works in the story and never comes across as preachy.
"Origins" isn't great, isn't anything new or different but it is an enjoyable read and it did grab me from the get to. If you're willing and able to suspend belief, give it a try. But get it fro the library or borrow it from a friend.
I borrowed this book from my local library.
Release Date: September 4, 2012
Format Read: Hardcover
Buying Links: Amazon Barnes & Noble The Book Depository
Book Blurb (from goodreads):
Pia has grown up in a secret laboratory hidden deep in the Amazon rain forest. She was raised by a team of scientists who have created her to be the start of a new immortal race. But on the night of her seventeenth birthday, Pia discovers a hole in the electric fence that surrounds her sterile home--and sneaks outside the compound for the first time in her life.
Free in the jungle, Pia meets Eio, a boy from a nearby village. Together, they embark on a race against time to discover the truth about Pia's origin--a truth with deadly consequences that will change their lives forever.
Origin is a beautifully told, shocking new way to look at an age-old desire: to live forever, no matter the cost.
Reviewed By: Bea
Bea's Thoughts:
I read a sample of this over the summer and was intrigued. I was happy to see that my library had it and requested it. I stayed up late finishing it but I was a bit disappointed in it. A lot of the buzz around this book was about how original it is, but sadly it's not. A flower that holds the key to a medical miracle has been done before as has the secretive, egomaniacal quest for immortality. I was hoping Khoury could bring something new to these story lines but there's little that is fresh. (I've been going nuts trying to remember the name of a book I read. It was years ago but this book reminded me very much of "Origin" even though the it was not YA, but more of a medical thriller. It also involved a flower, secret research, a young girl, two actually, murder and mayhem). The natives in the book are cliched, being the stereotypical honorable, salt of the earth, keeper of wisdom aboriginals seen in countless books and movies (though it was better than the savage, ignorant aboriginals also popular in books and movies). The fable about the flower and the race of immortals was new to me but also a bit confusing.
There were some plot holes, such as the absolute zero tolerance policy on books, magazines, maps, etc about the world outside of the compound; the reason given made no sense to me but it did allow for Pia to be ridiculously ignorant of certain matters and it did help her with her odd sense of morals. That, to me, was the main reason that a strict control of media and arts was enforced - it kept Pia ignorant and made it easier for the scientists to train her to be a sociopath. She knew there was a wider world but all she knew about it was that it existed. Any information she learned was what was fed to her, pablum style. Still, the ban was extreme and just doesn't really make sense overall except to allow Khoury to indulge in actions that serve the story but don't make sense. The love between Pia and Eio is sudden and never feels real; his village is much too quick to accept Pia both as a person and as a savior; and why in the world does Pia call everyone in the compound Aunt and Uncle? I do mean everyone, right down to the truck drivers and janitorial staff. Maybe to reinforce her loyalty to the mission and everyone involved? And it's never clear what happens to the staff who leave the compound when they retire; it's hinted that they don't survive but are killed off, yet that's never addressed. And the coincidences in this book, oy. Of course, Eio's little sister (sort of but not really) conveniently comes along just when evil scientists need a victim. *eye roll* Of course a new, rabble rousing scientist comes to the compound just when Pia is starting to get rebellious and needs an ally, etc.
There wasn't a lot of character development. Mom hates dad, he's too weak (ie he won't murder innocent people or animals), she's in love with a man she can't have; scientists are cold, unemotional, sociopaths who care only about research and not people; the aboriginals are ye standard noble savages and so on.
Where the book did shine was in showing Pia's teenage rebellion, her growth emotionally and morally and also in the moral and philosophical questions - does the end ever justify the means, what is an acceptable price for research, do cultures not our own have value, what do we gain by being mortal and what, if anything, do we lose by giving up our mortality. While there could have been more depth in those discussions, what there is works in the story and never comes across as preachy.
"Origins" isn't great, isn't anything new or different but it is an enjoyable read and it did grab me from the get to. If you're willing and able to suspend belief, give it a try. But get it fro the library or borrow it from a friend.
I borrowed this book from my local library.
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Review of Amityville Horrible by Kelley Armstrong
Publisher: Subterranean Press
Series: Women of the Otherworld Novella
Format Read: Kindle
Release Date: November 30, 2012
Buying Links: Amazon Barnes & Noble Kobo
Book Blurb (from goodreads):
Reviewed By: Bea
Bea's Thoughts:
I like Jaime and Jeremy so very much. I had hesitations about Jaime when she was first introduced but I like her more with each appearance. Unlike some readers, I've never hated Jaime. She is in many respects a normal person: she rarely uses her necromancer talent and never for money, she struggles with career choices and family issues, she deals with disapproval from her boyfriend's family, etc. She's not the most powerful supernatural out there although more than she once realized. In all, being a plan vanilla human myself, I find her relatable.
So it probably comes as no surprise that my favorite parts of the story were the interactions between Jaime and Jeremy. Loved, loved, LOVED them and a couple of hawt scenes. The mystery part was okay; some of it I guessed, some of it I didn't and there were a couple of real twists. The "problems" Jaime had with the production were predictable and I rolled my eyes a few times.
Overall, a good entry in the series but not the best.
I own this eBook.
Series: Women of the Otherworld Novella
Format Read: Kindle
Release Date: November 30, 2012
Buying Links: Amazon Barnes & Noble Kobo
Book Blurb (from goodreads):
“I don’t run from ghosts.”
His voice, right at my ear. “You will.”
Jaime Vegas—spiritualist, entertainer and, unbeknownst to her audience, real-life necromancer—swore she’d never do another reality ghost show after the last fiasco. But when she’s railroaded into a charity gig, she finds herself back on the set, this time with a cast of photogenic college kids, an up-and¬-coming Russian spiritualist, and a tale of missing girls and murder in New England. It’s cheesy, but that’s show business. With her werewolf Alpha lover, Jeremy Danvers, along to keep her nights interesting, it’s not so bad really. Until the bloody ghosts show up. Jaime has never faced spirits like these, and no matter how hard she tries, they won’t be ignored.
Reviewed By: Bea
Bea's Thoughts:
I like Jaime and Jeremy so very much. I had hesitations about Jaime when she was first introduced but I like her more with each appearance. Unlike some readers, I've never hated Jaime. She is in many respects a normal person: she rarely uses her necromancer talent and never for money, she struggles with career choices and family issues, she deals with disapproval from her boyfriend's family, etc. She's not the most powerful supernatural out there although more than she once realized. In all, being a plan vanilla human myself, I find her relatable.
So it probably comes as no surprise that my favorite parts of the story were the interactions between Jaime and Jeremy. Loved, loved, LOVED them and a couple of hawt scenes. The mystery part was okay; some of it I guessed, some of it I didn't and there were a couple of real twists. The "problems" Jaime had with the production were predictable and I rolled my eyes a few times.
Overall, a good entry in the series but not the best.
I own this eBook.
Sunday Book Share #16
I'm participating in Feed My Reader Friday hosted by I Am A Reader, Not A Writer, The Sunday Post, hosted by Kimba the Caffeinated Book Reviewer, and Stacking the Shelves, hosted by Tynga's Reviews. The memes allow book bloggers the chance to share print and digital books
they've received and different posts and events at their blog.
As you read this, I am driving down the eastern seaboard, leaving Massachusetts and driving toward Virginia. The car is packed and gassed up, I am caffeinated and medicated (it's Christmas, therefore I am sick. It's my own personal tradition), the cat has been left in the care of a friend, and the blog has several reviews (yes, reviews! Can you believe it? :D) scheduled during the upcoming week.
Merry Christmas!
Spotlight: The Middle Aisle by Taylor Dean
Excerpt: Hot Winter Kisses by JoAnne Kenrick
Memes: Sunday Book Share #15 Dusty Reads
News & Info: What happens when you lose a bet
BOOKS
Another light week, which I rather enjoyed.
Gifted - Kindle
I've known Cara for years, before she was even published. She's a sweet, sweet person.
This is an anthology and one of the authors, Maire Claremont, kindly gave me a copy.
Review - Kindle/PDF
If all goes well, I'll have the review for this up towards the end of this week.
And now for a completely different genre :D This is for a blog tour next month.
And that is it for me. I am not sure I'll get around to many blogs this week but I'll try. One of my goals for next year is to be more involved in the book blogging community and part of that is more frequent visiting and commenting.
In the meantime, happy holidays!
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Giveaway & Excerpt: Holiday Sparks by Taryn Elliott
Taryn Elliott and I have little holiday gift for you - an excerpt from her hot new erotic romance, "Holiday Sparks". It was released Thursday, December 20th by Ellora's Cave.
Book Blurb (from Taryn):
He swiped his thumb down the tree in his
tattoo. “Christmas
is alive and well no matter how awful things get.” Her dark-green
eyes softened
and she opened her mouth to say something but he lifted his hand.
As she said,
it was her place. “I’ll have them down tomorrow. Do you mind if I
enjoy them
tonight?”
She sure was pretty under the twinkle lights.
Publisher: Ellora's Cave
Release Date: December 20, 2012
Format: ebook
Genre: Contemporary, Romance, Erotica
ISBN: 9781419943904
Book Blurb (from Taryn):
Darcy Tucker hates Christmas. Being lead supervisor at a department store shows her the very worst of humanity. When her holiday display is demolished, she turns to the least likely person she knows—her hot, tattooed tenant who seems to get off on the very idea of Christmas. Maybe she can get him to decorate the store and stop decorating her house.
Tattoo artist Ben Hartley may not look the part, but Christmas is his favorite holiday. When Darcy gets in a jam and reveals her vulnerable side, he finally gets to learn more about the sexy woman behind the cool façade.
Thrown in close quarters to fix her store, Ben and Darcy realize the only chilly thing between them is the temperature outside. One supremely hot kiss leads to a night full of passionate surprises. Now Ben has to show her that there’s more to life than work, and that the season of hope is full of sexy possibilities with or without a Christmas tree.Now, get comfy, grab a drink and enjoy.
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Excerpt
“Four, five, si—” Ben paused as the Christmas
song fizzled
out. “Shit.” He pushed up the last two reps then dumped his weight
bar back
onto the rack and rolled off his bench. He thought he’d worked all
the kinks
out of the program he’d written for the house.
He hurried down the steps and came to an abrupt
halt. The
lights on the porch were out. “Dammit.” He swung open the door and
frowned. His
landlady’s spectacular ass lined up perfectly with his face.
Stunned for a
moment, he simply stared before asking, “What are you doing?”
Their doors were side by side in the setup of
the duplex.
She had a pair of pliers in her hand and each of the clear clips
he’d
painstakingly tacked around the arched window were sprinkled
across their
shared deck. “I’m taking,” she grunted, “down these lights.”
The glow from the lights on the bushes
highlighted the khaki
material that hugged her ass a little too perfectly. He frowned
and returned
his focus to the window above. “Why?”
“Because,” she snarled and pulled, “I,” another
clip fell
and the string of lights sagged against her shoulder, “hate
Christmas.”
“How can you hate Christmas?” Even his cranky
old Grandpa
Radley loved Christmas. “Hey, stop.”
“This is my house. And I will not have We Wish You a Merry Christmas blaring from some
ridiculous speaker
as lights sparkle and flash and cause seizures!”
He reached up and took the pliers from her,
stuffing down a
laugh. “Honestly, stop.”
She looked down at him, her eyes definitely on
death ray
instead of stun.
He cleared his throat. Nope, laughing would not
be smart.
“You’re the one tearing up the siding. I tacked them in so that
there wouldn’t
be any structural damage.”
“Fine. Then take them down yourself.”
“How about I just take them down on your side
of the house?”
“No, take them all down. This is my house and
this is my
rule.”
His eyebrows shot up. The librarian tone zinged
him in
places it shouldn’t. “That wasn’t in the lease agreement,” he said
amiably. The
little pulse in the side of her neck was fluttering and her eyes
were just a
little too bright. She stood a few inches taller than him thanks
to the
stepladder. And he was pretty sure she was a minute away from a
true meltdown.
“No structural changes to the house covers
that, Mr.
Hartley.”
“Well, Miss Tucker, I hardly think a few
Christmas lights
could be considered structural changes.”
“Oh no? There’s a freaking,” she widened her
arms, gasping
for breath, “sleigh in the yard with all—and I do mean all—the
reindeer. Oh,
and my house looks like a demonic jukebox!”
He wasn’t sure why her rant made him want to
grin like an
idiot, but it did. “I like Christmas. The kids get a kick out of
it and
it’s…well, it’s cheery.”
She turned on the stepladder and the whole
thing tipped. Ben
grabbed the first thing he could—a handful of curvy hip. She
slapped her hand
onto the siding for balance and stared down at him with disdain.
He cleared his throat and stepped back.
Laughing would only
tick her off more. The little voice in the back of his head wanted
to keep
going and see if she’d pull a Linda Blair. This was probably more
words than
they’d shared since she’d showed him the house over the summer.
He crossed his arms, digging his fingers into
his quickly
cooling muscles. It was a warm night, but not exactly muscle-shirt
weather.
“Look, it’s getting dark. I’ll take them down first thing in the
morning, how’s
that?”
A little muscle twitched in her cheek. He could
tell that
she wanted to argue with him, but she finally nodded and stepped
down.
“Tomorrow,” her chin tipped up, “please.”
Now this was the Darcy he was used to. The
polite, almost
icy woman he bumped into at the mailbox. She was usually rolling
up the
driveway as he was heading to his shop. Perversely, he liked the
one that had
flipped out a moment ago.
“Sorry you don’t like the display.” She almost
met him eye
to eye even off the ladder. It was odd for him to be around a
woman nearly as
tall as he was. The porch light illuminated her just enough to see
her gaze
drop to his arm. His voice gentled. “I’m even sorrier that you
hate Christmas.”
“I
didn’t know I had
to make myself clear on the subject.” Her gaze tripped to the
tattoos that
sleeved his right arm. The sweat had faded in the coolness of the
night but his
muscles were still tight from his workout. “You don’t seem the
caroling,
Christmas-is-my-secret-hobby type.”
He swiped his hand down his biceps and
tightened it under
her obvious perusal. He was proud of his ink. He turned until the
evergreen in
the middle of the flames of the dragon was in her line of sight.
It wrapped
most of his upper arm. Most people only saw the dragon. They
didn’t notice that
in the midst of the fire, a Christmas tree glowed bright with
lights and a blue
flame star at the top.
With all the crap he’d seen on this earth, one
thing remained.
He loved the hope of Christmas. It wasn’t the religion part for
him, just the
hope of it. Wars had yielded one night of peace, people smiled at
strangers and
children reminded everyone what it was like to have a bit of
simple pleasure.
“And who would be the Christmas type?”
“Carly.”
He laughed. “Carly is definitely a Christmas
mom, but kids
have that effect whether you’re the type or not.”
“Christmas is ill-mannered people, impatient
lines and the
screams of overtired children that have been dragged to eight
stores in three
hours.” Darcy Tucker’s eyes were pinched and her mouth was now a
grim line.
She nodded slowly. “One night.”
“Sorry to inconvenience you.”
She snapped her stepladder shut, averting her
eyes. “Thank
you,” she said softly and slipped inside.
Ben collected the clips off the deck and
stuffed them into
his pocket. It had been an unusually bitter month on the
all-around. His niece
was wrapped up tight with a shoulder harness thanks to a bad fall
from her
bike. So instead of the art lessons he usually used to keep her
occupied, she
was moping around his shop, Luna Hart. With any luck she’d get the
sling off
before Christmas.
His brother was working extra hours to pay for
her medical
bills, which made Brittany even more bratty. And he’d just dented
his savings
to buy updated equipment for his shop.
Putting up a bit of Christmas cheer had calmed
him. He’d
just have to bring the lights over to the shop instead. It didn’t
exactly suit
the tattoo parlor. Cesar would just have to deal with a carnival
of lights
outside.
And maybe he could finally get Brittany to
smile. She liked
to order him around, and getting her involved in the decorating
would distract
her.
He gathered the white lights that sagged from
the awning and
took them down because now they just looked stupid. He worked
quickly. Thanks
to his height and Darcy Tucker’s rampage there were only a few
left. He wasn’t
sure why she’d taken them down on his side first. He shook his
head. Now the
house looked as though it was winking. He made a mental note to
add that into
his programming ideas.
It was too bad Darcy Tucker was so unhappy with
the idea of
Christmas.
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Release Date: December 20, 2012
Format: ebook
Genre: Contemporary, Romance, Erotica
ISBN: 9781419943904
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Thursday, December 20, 2012
Review of The Buzzard Table by Margaret Maron
Publisher: Grand Central Publishing
Series: Deborah Knott Mystery #18
Format Read: Hardcover
Release Date: November 20, 2012
Buying Links: Amazon Barnes & Noble The Book Depository
Book Blurb (from goodreads):
Bea's Thoughts:
I borrowed this book from my local library.
Series: Deborah Knott Mystery #18
Format Read: Hardcover
Release Date: November 20, 2012
Buying Links: Amazon Barnes & Noble The Book Depository
Book Blurb (from goodreads):
New York Times bestselling author Margaret Maron returns with a thrilling new Deborah Knott mystery . . .Quote:
THE BUZZARD TABLE
Judge Deborah Knott and her husband, Sheriff's Deputy Dwight Bryant, are back home in Colleton County amid family and old friends. But the winter winds have blown in several new faces as well. Lt. Sigrid Harald and her mother, Anne, a well-known photographer, are down from New York to visit Mrs. Lattimore, Anne's dying mother. When the group gathers for dinner at Mrs. Lattimore's Victorian home, they meet the enigmatic Martin Crawford, an ornithologist researching a book on Southern vultures. He's also Mrs. Lattimore's long-lost nephew. With her health in decline, Mrs. Lattimore wants to make amends with her family-a desire Deborah can understand, as she, too, works to strengthen her relationship with her young stepson, Cal.
Anne is charmed by her mysterious cousin, but she cannot shake the feeling that there is something familiar about Martin . . . something he doesn't want her or anyone else to discover. When a string of suspicious murders sets Colleton County on edge, Deborah, Dwight, and Sigrid once again work together to catch a killer, uncovering long-buried family secrets along the way.
As I drove west out of Dobbs, it seemed to me that the days were getting noticeably longer. Time was passing much too quickly, though. Turn around twice and it would soon be summer-sandals, cotton slacks, and sleeveless dresses. What with the growth spurt Cal had taken this winter, I doubted if there was much he could still wear from last summer. Unfortunately, he likes to shop for clothes just about as much as Dwight does, but maybe I could issue a bench warrant for the two of them anf haul them both out to one of the Raleigh malls this spring.
They say time is relative, and to prove it, Einstein supposedly compared a minute of sitting on a red-hot stove to a minute of kissing your lover. Driving into the sunset past pine thickets, and dormant fields, I wondered how Sigrid, Anne, and Mrs. Lattimore were experiencing time these days. Was it zipping past or dragging?Reviewed By: Bea
Bea's Thoughts:
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Okay, this is the second
crossover in a row with Maron's Sigrid Harald books; I'm ready for a 100% Deborah
Knott book now. I enjoyed it but didn't love it. This crossover worked
better for me than the first one did. Actually Sigrid has a much smaller
part in this book than that one, it's her mother Anne who gets the attention. Well,
Anne and her long-lost cousin Martin, a man of mystery, who may or may not be a murderer. After two books, I still am not entranced with Sigrid as a character so I was glad she has a small role in this book, but I'd still like to see a return to each character staying in their own series. Deborah's husband Dwight also has a larger part this time around but I wish his actions and emotions concerning Martin had been explored in more depth; they felt tacked on. I imagine the consequences will be felt in future books; I certainly hope so. The subplot with Cal, Dwight's son, was touching but a little out of the blue. Although, I only read these books once, I don't re-read them so it's possible I may be forgetting something from previous books. The book meshes together fairly well and as always I enjoyed the family bits, they are one of my favorite things about this series. I didn't find the murders to be all that interesting but Martin's plot was engaging. Overall, it was an okay entry into the series. If you are new to the series, do not start with this one but start at the beginning. | ||
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
What happens when you lose a bet
No, not me. I don't bet unless you count the occasional raffle ticket. No, this was author Krista D Ball. She's a regular on the blog, between guest posts and my reviews of her books. Earlier this year Krista was tipsy, or even flat-out drunk and fellow author Debora Geary took advantage of her tipsy state and made a bet with Krista about her most recent book,
"What Kings Ate and Wizards Drank". Krista must have been very tipsy, as she bet against herself. If the book sold X number of copies in the first month, Krista would make a video of herself singing "You Are My Sunshine" and post it on YouTube. The book sold and earlier today Krista posted the video. So, if you want a laugh, check it out.
Three Things Vampires Don't Want You To Know: Guest Post & Giveaway by Helen Keeble
Today I have author Helen Keeble sharing some secrets about vampires. Helen is not, and never has been, a vampire. She has however been
a teenager. She grew up partly in America and partly in England, which
has left her with an unidentifiable accent and a fondness for peanut
butter crackers washed down with a nice cup of tea. She now lives in
West Sussex, England, with her husband, daughter, two cats, and
a variable number of fish. To the best of her knowledge, none of the
fish are undead.
Author Links:
Website: http://www. helenkeeble.com/
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ HelenKeeble
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Vampires aren't real. If they were, they couldn't stay hidden for long, right? Thanks to the endless books, films, and TV shows filled with vampiric lore, we all know how to recognise a bloodsucker. And we all know their weaknesses - sunlight, beheading, fire, stakes, athletic teenage girls, holy water, garlic…
Or
maybe that's just what the vampires want you to think are their
weaknesses.
Delve
a little deeper into traditional vampiric folklore, and there are a lot of
weird things that don't appear in our modern vampire fiction. Things that maybe
the vampires want to keep quiet…
1) They're just like
unicorns
No,
not because vampires are also beautiful and sparkly. Because, like unicorns,
vampires are terrified of virgins. In fact, while unicorns are
irresistibly drawn to virgins, according to Romanian folklore virgins are
irresistibly drawn to vampires.
Actually,
this is true in a lot of paranormal romances too, now that I come to think of
it.
Anyway,
all you have to do is stick a virgin on a white (or possibly black - sources
vary) horse, and they'll be able to lead you straight to the grave of the
nearest vampire. And if you use a woman older than 25, she’ll even be able to
kill the vampire for you as well. Just get her to whip the vampire's grave with
a hazel twig, and the bloodsucker will never be able to rise again.
Basically,
older female virgins are homing missiles of mass vampire destruction. No wonder
literature is full of vampires desperately trying to romance young girls. They
have to neutralize them!
2) They float
"Big
deal," I hear you say, rolling your eyes. "Ducks float. Boats float.
What's so special about vampires floating?"
Because,
according to our friend Romanian folklore again, vampires always float.
They literally can't sink.
Folklore
boringly suggests using this trait to determine if someone is a vampire by
tossing them in a river, but just think of the many other uses for this
peculiar property...
"This
is the captain speaking. Unfortunately we have hit an iceberg and water is now
pouring through the hull, but there is no need to be alarmed! The vampires
strapped under the Titanic's hull make this ship literally unsinkable. While we
repair the hole, please enjoy complimentary cocktails on the aft deck, and
ignore the muffled screams of the tormented undead underneath your feet."
Vampires
would definitely want to keep this one quiet. No bloodsucker wants to spend
eternity stuffed under an airplane chair as an emergency floatation device.
3) You're probably
always carrying the means to defeat one
Check
your pockets or purse. Got some spare change? Maybe a half-eaten packet of
breath mints? A tissue?
Congratulations!
You can stop a charging vampire in his tracks.
All
you have to do is fling a handful of small objects at him, and he'll be
compelled to stop in order to count them all. No, really. The technical term
for this behaviour is arithmomania, and it crops up everywhere in
vampire folklore, all around the globe.
Poland, Romania, China, India, pretty much everywhere has legends about
obsessive-compulsive vampires. Though curiously, it seems to have fallen out of
favour in modern vampire fiction. (Jeri Smith-Ready's vamps are also OCD ~ Bea)
Apart,
of course, from one famous case:
There
you go. Incontrovertible proof that Sesame Street is written by vampire
hunters, who are determined to make sure children everywhere know vampires' real
weakness.
And
now you do too.
P.S.
Yes, I really do use one of these pieces of vampire folklore in my novel FANG
GIRL. And no, I'm not going to tell you which one…
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Author: Helen Keeble
Publisher: HarperTeen
Release Date: September 11, 2012
Genre: YA, Urban Fantasy, Humor
Format: paperback, ebook
Length: 352 pages, 463 KB
Buying Links: Amazon The Book Depository Barnes & Noble
Book Blurb (from author):
Things That Are Destroying Jane Greene’s Undead Social Life Before It Can Even Begin:
1) A twelve-year-old brother who’s convinced she’s a zombie.
2) Parents who are begging her to turn them into vampires.
3) The pet goldfish she accidentally turns instead.
4) Weird superpowers that let her rip the heads off of every other vampire she meets.(Sounds cool, but it doesn’t win you many friends.)
5) A pyschotic vampire creator who’s using her to carry out a plan for world domination.
And finally:
6) A seriously ripped vampire hunter who either wants to stake her or make out with her. Not sure which.
Being an undead, eternally pasty fifteen-year-old isn’t quite the sexy, brooding, angst-fest Jane always imagined....
Helen Keeble’s riotous debut novel combines the humor of Vladimir Tod with Ally Carter’s spot-on teen voice. With a one-of-a-kind vampire mythology and an irresistibly relatable undead heroine, this uproarious page-turner will leave readers bloodthirsty for more.
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